MMC's Antisocial Social Club
Member Rules
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Welcome to the Antisocial Social Club: where elegance flirts with mischief, and your secrets will mostly stay secrets — unless they’re hilarious. Have fun, be kind(ish), and don’t make us send the Skeletons your way.
Read these rules or fake your way through them, either way, you are legally bound by them according to Florida law.
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Rules are subject to change at any time at the discretion of the Skeleton Crew.
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Be Cool or Be Gone: Harassment, threats, or acts that make other humans want to leave will get you escorted out faster than you can say “Hold my beer”. Membership is a privilege, not a democracy: I can revoke it at any time for no reason. Maybe I don’t like you. Maybe I forgot your name. Either way, don’t take it personally and don't cause a scene if asked to leave.
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This is a Members only joint. Only members and their guests (subject to Guest Rule) are allowed on the property.
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Guest Rule: Only bring someone you are willing to vouch for. If I throw them out, you go too.
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Hours are flexible because I say so. Opening hours vary from day to day. Translation: my place, my hours.
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RSVP Like an Adult: Fundraisers and members-only shenanigans ALWAYS require reservations. Seating is limited to under 30 people.
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Membership does not include admission to official fundraiser events. Those are fancy, ticketed, and judged by a panel of suspicious-looking totes.
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Quiet(ish) Hours: We put the “social” in social club but also have neighbors who nap. Keep it classy after 11 PM.
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Dress Code: Think “casual elegance meets backyard mischief.” Costumes and tiki couture encouraged.
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Kids & Pets: Are welcome ONLY when events say family-friendly.
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Smoke Smart: Smoking and vaping in designated zones only. Cannabis: obey state laws.
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Phones on “silent”. Need to take or make a call, go off premises. No one wants to hear your conversation, earbuds or not.
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No politics, no proselytizing, no passive-aggressive posts about other members. If you have a problem with another member, leave.
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Alcohol & Responsibility: Drink responsibly. Outside alcohol is allowed.
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Photography & Privacy: Photography is allowed unless an area/event is designated private. Always ask before photographing other members or guests.
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Trash = Bad Karma: Leave the place better than you found it. If you trash the party, you’ll be charged for cleanup and possibly for your poor life choices.
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If you break anything, you have to pay to replace it. If you break yourself, you have to pay to get yourself fixed, I am not responsible for your actions and will not pay for you medical bills or anything else.
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No Side Hustles Without Permission: Don’t use the club to hawk your multi-level miracle cures or questionable merch. Want to fundraise? Ask first — we like a heads-up and 7 Gifts of Kindness likes donation checks.
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You understand that the Anit Social Social club is not a business. It is my private property, which I use to raise funds for 7 Gifts of Kindness.
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Your membership dues are a donation to 7 Gifts of Kindness.
Monthly membership $15
Annual membership $120, paid in full.
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