Rules are subject to change at any time at the discretion of the Skeleton Crew.
Be Cool or Be Gone: Harassment, threats, or acts that make other humans want to leave will get you escorted out faster than you can say “Hold my beer”. Membership is a privilege, not a democracy: I can revoke it at any time for no reason. Maybe I don’t like you. Maybe I forgot your name. Either way, don’t take it personally and don't cause a scene if asked to leave.
Respect the vibe: This place is about good times and great company. If your idea of fun includes causing chaos or drama, find somewhere else to express your artistic tendencies.
This is a Members only joint. Only members and their guests (subject to Guest Rule) are allowed on the property.
Guest Rule: Only bring someone you are willing to vouch for. If I throw them out, you go too.
Hours are flexible because I say so. Opening hours vary from day to day. Translation: my place, my hours.
RSVP Like an Adult: Fundraisers and members-only shenanigans ALWAYS require reservations. Seating is limited to under 40 people.
Booking system coming soon. For now, to book time to work remotely, practice music, spend time on the beach or in the woods, text 352-266-3527 or via email at manateemeatcompany@gmail.com.
Membership does not include admission to official fundraiser events. Those are fancy, ticketed, and judged by a panel of suspicious-looking totes.
Quiet(ish) Hours: We put the “social” in social club but also have neighbors who nap. Keep it classy after 11 PM.
Dress Code: Think “casual elegance meets backyard mischief.” Costumes and tiki couture encouraged. Leave the Heels Home: This isn’t a catwalk; we want you comfortable in your kick-back best for a good time in the woods or on the sand.
Kids & Pets: Are welcome ONLY when events say family-friendly.
Puff Puff Pass (or Not): In designated areas, you’re welcome to light up cigarettes, cigars, vapes, and those fruity-smelling cigarillos. Just remember, your smoke shouldn’t cloud someone else's good time. Be mindful of your neighbors, and keep your smoking vibes chill and considerate! And if you're sharing, make sure to puff, then pass—everyone deserves a turn to enjoy the moment!
Keep It Chill: With great freedom comes great responsibility. Enjoy yourself, but keep the rowdiness in check to ensure everyone has a chance to enjoy the experience.
Phones on “silent”. Need to take or make a call, walk away from the crowd. No one wants to hear your conversation, earbuds or not.
No politics, no proselytizing, no passive-aggressive posts about other members. If you have a problem with another member, leave.
Photography & Privacy: Photography is allowed unless an area/event is designated private. Always ask before photographing other members or guests. By signing this form you consent to having your picture on my website and social media pages.
If you break anything, you have to pay to replace it. If you break yourself, you have to pay to get yourself fixed, I am not responsible for your actions and will not pay for you medical bills or anything else.
No Side Hustles Without Permission: Don’t use the club to hawk your multi-level miracle cures or questionable merch. Want to fund raise? Ask first — we like a heads-up and 7 Gifts of Kindness likes donation checks.
This is not a restaurant, I do not sell food or beverages. Unless food is mentioned in the event description, while I may provide snacks and water occasionally, it's never guaranteed. If you think you are going to get hungry, bring food with you, or have it delivered. Pretend your going to an event on the beach or in the woods, because your going to an event on a beach in the woods. Unlike at the beach, alcohol is allowed. Must be 21. I don't need anyone starving to death or passing out from dehydration.
Trash = Bad Karma: Leave the place better than you found it. If you trash the party, you’ll be charged for cleanup and possibly for your poor life choices.
You understand that the Anit Social Social club is not a business. It is my private property, which I use to raise funds for 7 Gifts of Kindness.
Your membership dues are a donation to 7 Gifts of Kindness.
