Inaugural “Public-Avoidance” Jam
Sat, Mar 14
|MMC & 7GOK International Headquarters
MEMBERS ONLY EVENT MUST PURCHASE MEMBERSHIP IN ADVANCE AT https://www.manateemeatcompany.org/assc-member-rules Before you complain about the membership fee, think of the money you are saving by BYOB.
Time & Location
Mar 14, 2026, 4:00 PM – 8:00 PM
MMC & 7GOK International Headquarters, 9369 N Cacalia Dr, Crystal River, FL 34428, USA
About the event
MEMBERS ONLY EVENT MUST PURCHASE MEMBERSHIP IN ADVANCE AT https://www.manateemeatcompany.org/assc-member-rules
Before you complain about the membership fee, think of the money you are saving by BYOB.
Listen up, mortals. The Manatee Meat Company Skeleton Crew is looking for musicians to join a jam session at our members-only hideaway. We’ve met the "general public," and frankly, we’d rather spend a Tuesday tuning a 12-string guitar in a hurricane than hang out with them. That’s why we’ve built a private, one-acre retreat where exclusivity is fashionable and your social anxiety is catered to with "casually elegant" vibes.
The Setup:
The Stage: We’re playing in a "beach in the woods" because Mother Nature’s original design choices were boring.
Visuals: We have three 10-foot movie screens. One for the band, one for the lyrics you’ll inevitably forget, and one just to be dramatic.